{"product_id":"dirty-talk-married-edition-valentines-day-greeting-card","title":"Dirty Talk Married Edition Valentine's Day Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eTurn the everyday “honey-do” list into a flirty love note with the \u003cstrong data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"143\"\u003eDirty Talk – Married Edition Valentine’s Day Greeting Card\u003c\/strong\u003e. Packed with hilarious little wins—refilling the TP, making the coffee, folding towels the right way—this cheeky card is perfect for the spouse who speaks your love language: teamwork (and a little sass). Sweet, funny, and so relatable it practically deserves a standing ovation from the dishwasher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"468\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"705\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"528\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eA laugh-out-loud Valentine for couples who keep it real\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"593\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"593\"\u003eCelebrates the unglamorous chores that somehow feel romantic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"646\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"646\"\u003ePerfect for spouses partners and long term loves\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"705\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"705\"\u003eFun to pair with flowers candy or a takeout date night\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"720\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"723\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eValentine’s Day greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"812\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eMarried Edition humor with playful illustrated design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"868\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eGreat for husband wife or long term partner gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eA memorable add on for any Valentine’s surprise\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"947\"\u003eShipping and Returns\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"1491\"\u003eWe aim to pack and ship your order within 1–3 business days, with rates calculated at checkout or a $6.99 - $9.99 flat rate for most U.S. shipments. You can also choose free local pickup at our Ogunquit, ME store — we’ll email you when it’s ready. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking so you can follow your order’s journey. If you need to return something, we accept returns up to 30 days after delivery for unused items in original condition and offer refunds (minus return shipping). Damaged items? Just contact us so we can make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1560\"\u003eSee the links below for our complete shipping and returns policies:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1629\"\u003eShipping: \u003cstrong data-start=\"1572\" data-end=\"1629\"\u003ehttps:\/\/spoiledrottenogt.com\/policies\/shipping-policy\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ms-0.5 inline-block align-middle leading-none\"\u003e\u003csvg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-rtl-flip=\"\" class=\"block h-[0.75em] w-[0.75em] stroke-current stroke-[0.75]\"\u003e\u003cuse fill=\"currentColor\" href=\"\/cdn\/assets\/sprites-core-m5o9ycbv.svg#304883\"\u003e\u003c\/use\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003eReturns: \u003cstrong data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003ehttps:\/\/spoiledrottenogt.com\/pages\/return-policy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2021 Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67692658294915,"sku":"nhi1791355001935","price":5.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/8504\/7939\/files\/dirty-talk-married-edition-valentines-day-greeting-card_1.webp?v=1791355007","url":"https:\/\/www.zavuneri.com\/products\/dirty-talk-married-edition-valentines-day-greeting-card","provider":"Zavuneri","version":"1.0","type":"link"}