{"product_id":"this-may-hurt-a-little-valentines-day-greeting-card","title":"This May Hurt a Little Valentine's Day Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"387\"\u003eSweet, silly, and just a tiny bit spicy—\u003cstrong data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"112\"\u003eThis Might Hurt a Little Valentine’s Day Greeting Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is perfect for the person you can flirt with and roast (lovingly) at the same time. Featuring an adorable Cupid mid-aim and the cheeky line “this might hurt a little,” it sets up the ultimate Valentine punchline: your love is powerful, unexpected, and definitely not subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"412\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"636\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"467\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"467\"\u003ePlayful Cupid design with a clever, cheeky message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"505\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"505\"\u003eFlirty without being too explicit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"572\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"572\"\u003eGreat for partners, crushes, or anyone who loves a little sass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"573\" data-end=\"636\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"636\"\u003ePerfect add-on for candy, flowers, or a date-night surprise\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"866\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"725\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"654\" data-end=\"725\"\u003eValentine’s Day greeting card with “this might hurt a little” message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"783\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"783\"\u003eCute Cupid illustration with clean, minimalist layout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"825\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"825\"\u003eBright coordinating envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"866\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"866\"\u003eIdeal for humorous Valentine gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"893\"\u003eShipping and Returns\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003eWe aim to pack and ship your order within 1–3 business days, with rates calculated at checkout or a $6.99 - $9.99 flat rate for most U.S. shipments. You can also choose free local pickup at our Ogunquit, ME store — we’ll email you when it’s ready. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking so you can follow your order’s journey. If you need to return something, we accept returns up to 30 days after delivery for unused items in original condition and offer refunds (minus return shipping). Damaged items? Just contact us so we can make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1506\"\u003eSee the links below for our complete shipping and returns policies:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1575\"\u003eShipping: \u003cstrong data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1575\"\u003ehttps:\/\/spoiledrottenogt.com\/policies\/shipping-policy\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ms-0.5 inline-block align-middle leading-none\"\u003e\u003csvg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" aria-hidden=\"true\" data-rtl-flip=\"\" class=\"block h-[0.75em] w-[0.75em] stroke-current stroke-[0.75]\"\u003e\u003cuse fill=\"currentColor\" href=\"\/cdn\/assets\/sprites-core-m5o9ycbv.svg#304883\"\u003e\u003c\/use\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1577\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003eReturns: \u003cstrong data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003ehttps:\/\/spoiledrottenogt.com\/pages\/return-policy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"2021 Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67692668125315,"sku":"mbp1791355106257","price":4.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/8504\/7939\/files\/this-may-hurt-a-little-valentines-day-greeting-card_1.webp?v=1791355135","url":"https:\/\/www.zavuneri.com\/products\/this-may-hurt-a-little-valentines-day-greeting-card","provider":"Zavuneri","version":"1.0","type":"link"}