{"product_id":"tools-that-i-loan-funny-rustic-garage-sign-handmade-one-of-a-kind","title":"Tools That I Loan – Funny Rustic Garage Sign – Handmade One-of-a-Kind","description":"\u003cp\u003eTools That I Loan — and that's where the joke begins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a completely handmade, one-of-a-kind garage sign designed and built by me using an old board and five or more genuinely useless tools, each stapled right onto the sign. It's a humorous, lighthearted way of saying what every guy with a decent tool collection has thought at some point:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't touch my tools. Don't even ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach sign is custom made, so no two will ever be exactly alike. The tools are intentionally mismatched and useless, giving every sign its own personality and making each one a genuine conversation piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring approximately 18\" x 12\", these signs look right at home in a garage, workshop, man cave, rustic building, bar, restaurant, cabin, or anywhere else that could use a little humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery one includes at least five useless tools, but because these are handmade from whatever interesting old pieces I have available, the exact tools and arrangement will vary from sign to sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's funny, it's weird, it's completely unnecessary—and that's exactly why everybody gets a charge out of it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wainfleet Trading Post","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67983143764099,"sku":"rwg1792567910375","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/8504\/7939\/files\/tools-that-i-loan-funny-rustic-garage-sign-handmade-one-of-a-kind_1.jpg?v=1792567914","url":"https:\/\/www.zavuneri.com\/products\/tools-that-i-loan-funny-rustic-garage-sign-handmade-one-of-a-kind","provider":"Zavuneri","version":"1.0","type":"link"}