This May Hurt a Little Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Sweet, silly, and just a tiny bit spicy—This Might Hurt a Little Valentine’s Day Greeting Card is perfect for the person you can flirt with and roast (lovingly) at the same time. Featuring an adorable Cupid mid-aim and the cheeky line “this might hurt a little,” it sets up the ultimate Valentine punchline: your love is powerful, unexpected, and definitely not subtle.

Why You'll Love It

• Playful Cupid design with a clever, cheeky message

• Flirty without being too explicit

• Great for partners, crushes, or anyone who loves a little sass

• Perfect add-on for candy, flowers, or a date-night surprise

Features

• Valentine’s Day greeting card with “this might hurt a little” message

• Cute Cupid illustration with clean, minimalist layout

• Bright coordinating envelope included

• Ideal for humorous Valentine gifting

Shipping and Returns

We aim to pack and ship your order within 1–3 business days, with rates calculated at checkout or a $6.99 - $9.99 flat rate for most U.S. shipments. You can also choose free local pickup at our Ogunquit, ME store — we’ll email you when it’s ready. Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking so you can follow your order’s journey. If you need to return something, we accept returns up to 30 days after delivery for unused items in original condition and offer refunds (minus return shipping). Damaged items? Just contact us so we can make it right.

See the links below for our complete shipping and returns policies:

Shipping: https://spoiledrottenogt.com/policies/shipping-policy

Returns: https://spoiledrottenogt.com/pages/return-policy